Y'all some well-wishin' (Bitch niggas), friendly-actin', envy-hidin' snakes Talk about me, laugh behind my back, but in my face Y'all just piss on me, shit on me, spit on my grave (Uh) Luck ran out, they hoped that I'd be gone, stiff and rotten I've been fucked over, left for dead, dissed and forgotten Put my ashes out on these niggas, man (Ain't no doubt)Īyo, you faggots, y'all kneel and kiss the motherfuckin' ring

Read it and weep, bitches.Ayo, pass me the weed (Tsk, there you go) And there you have it-science steps up to the plate and easily backs my argument that Jay-Z is the GOAT. Even Jay-Z’s most statistically pathetic album Blueprint 2 with a score of 36% (Kinda Crappy But Has Its Moments) is still more tolerable than Nastradamus’ score of 20% (The Artist Should Kill Himself). With Nas, who’s been wildly inconsistent with his beat selection post-It Was Written, I’ve never liked more than 8 songs on any album made since 1996. I like 13 of 14 cuts on Reasonable Doubt compared to 9 of 25 cuts on Blueprint 2. The overall trend for Jay-Z is that the less number of songs on each album he released, the better their chances of me liking more songs. SILPA RESULTS: I like 61% of Jay-Z songs per album (THIS SH*T IS BANGIN’)Īs you can clearly see from my vastly detailed and phenomenally executed experiment, Jay-Z wins with an overall SILPA Rating of 61% (This Sh*t is Bangin’) for his recording career versus Nas’ score of 51% (Very Good). SILPA Rating=36% (KINDA CRAPPY BUT HAS ITS MOMENTS) SILPA Results: I like 51% of Nas songs per album (VERY GOOD) SILPA Rating=40% (KINDA CRAPPY BUT HAS ITS MOMENTS) SILPA Rating=20% (THE ARTIST SHOULD KILL HIMSELF) Here’s the intense study that took me a mind-numbing 13 minutes and literally ten’s of clicks on Wikipedia to hook up: The Macho Man Randy Savage Album)ġ1-20%= The Artist Should Kill Themselves (most No Limit records fall into this rating)Ģ1-30%= Putrid (The last few Eminem releases)Ĥ1-50%= Average/Good (80 percent of my CD collection) For example, if Lloyd Banks has 18 tracks on his new album and I skip 9, then it’s an “average/good” album.Ġ-10%= A Disaster of Epic Proportions (i.e. Since rap albums always have WAY too many songs on them, I usually look at a rap album to be “good” if 50% of the album is skippable. After 5 listens, I know what songs I don’t like. I’ve been buying rap albums my whole life. I then divided the number of Songs I Like Per Album (SILPA) by the total number of songs on the album and came up with a percentage. This is highly scientific method that I created, (since I am brilliant) is a list of the studio albums released by Nas ( Lost Tapes and QB’s Finest don’t count) and Jay-Z (those R. So in order to scientifically prove it to the world, I decided to devise a log of Songs I Like Per Album (SILPA). He’s made some ridiculously outstanding songs. My overriding point was that yes, Nas is amazing. Nasty Nas To Esco to Escobar, Now He is Nastragarbage No, no no he honestly believed “Rewind” was a better song than Jay-Z’s “U Don’t Know,” a song that kickstarted Just Blaze’s career and found Jay absolutely MURDERING the biggest banger of his career thus far. As Nas stans are wont to do, he wasn’t having any of that crazy objectivity/logic/common sense. I myself WORSHIP at the altar of Nasir Jones, but you can’t tell me I Am is a classic, or even above average for that matter. What was left was an argument between myself and a Nas fan who will eat a plate of Nas-sponsored horse shit and tell himself that it’s hot apple pie (also known as Nastradamus). I, along with Voletta Wallace, Lil’ Cease, The Lox, Charli Baltimore, Lane “Un Rivera,” Faith Evans, the Harlem Boys Coir, Carrot Top, Dan Akroyd and Hank Gathers already have.) Two great albums to Jay-Z’s three, so he’s done. Sorry folks, he died after Life After Death was finished. What do you base “the greatest of all-time” on? Lyrical skills? Style? Influence? Discography? Battles? Hit singles? Trends set? Stability and consistency? Ability to sleep with other rappers’ babies mamas?įor my money, Jay-Z annihilates Nas and Biggie in every category and since Biggie was murdered prematurely, I’m not going to instantly give him the crown just because not a single rapper can say a verse without name dropping Chris Wallace. Of course, that opened up an entire can of worms. and one of the main points was my contention that Jay-Z is the greatest MC of all time. So last weekend I was involved in a HEATED hip hop argument (as most hip hop arguments are). My name is Jeff Weiss and I approve of Zilla’s message.

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